What a nice coincidence to meet one of the most amazing people on earth. I’m Alberto Wilhelm, but feel free to call me whatever you like. Some people go with Albert, but I think a new nickname from you would be pretty sweet.Shall we go deeper with the complexion of mine? Well I’d say I’m a quite talkative and random person to begin with. I have a really low sense of humor, which means I can laugh at almost anything. But just so you know, I get jealous easily if someone dares to get too close to what’s mine and by that, I mean you. Disclaimer, don’t be surprised if I end up clinging to you more than cat ever could. Why not, right? If you don’t mind, I’d love to randomly spam you or flood your chat with cute stickers and GIFs. But fret not, I’m definitely not a convokiller or a dry texter. With all the 1001 topics I’ve got, I’ll make sure to reply every message you send without missing a single bubble. On top of that, I love pampering someone, but I also adore being pampered too. Who could ever resist such a tempting offer? I tend to share a lot of TMIs, but that’s just part of how I connect. I’ll always do my best to express my love for you in every way possible, so you’ll know exactly how deep my affection and devotion truly are. Sometimes I fall asleep early after a long day, but other times I stay up too late. So, maybe you’d like to join me for a late-night chat sometime?Now, let’s talk about the things I’m most interested in. Well, you’re definitely number one, doubtlessly. I love listening to music and watching my favorite movie genres, horror and thriller. I always have a bunch of movies on my watchlist, but if you’re not into those, I’d love to watch whatever makes you comfortable instead. Beyond all that, I can be your #1 support system whenever you need it. I’m a good listener and can offer advice if you ever want some encouragement. Don’t worry, I’m all ears and never judgmental. I won’t push you past your limits and will always respect your privacy. Whenever you decide to meet me, I’ll be waiting for you right here in the room chat, precious.

Listen to Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, Charli xcx, Whitney Houston, Britney Spears, NIKI, Mariah Carey, The Marías, Westlife.

Watched Pearl, The Silence of the Lambs, Nobody Knows, Your Name Engraved Herein, Jennifer’s Body, Hannibal, Chungking Express.

Greek mythology’s my go-to escape—books, podcasts, whatever gets me there.

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